In a little more detail...

. ACHIEVEMENTS
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- Beat Clint Eastwood in a Rap Battle
- Fastest Fists of Fury that the World Ever Saw
- Defeated Whole Karate Schools and MOFOs with Claws
- Don't Need Words To Serve You I just Say "WATAAA"

REGRETS
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- NONE OBVIOUSLY {Except Dying to an Aspirin}